MY VIDEO
It is about my friend Oriana. It is her birthday.
ORIANA
This is Oriana. It is her birthday. She is a bit different, and that is good.
VERY EXPRESSIVE
Oriana is very expressive of herself. Sometimes like this. And sometimes like this.
She says she is just standing there.
I DID NOT DIE
One day Oriana said to me, I hope you do not die.
And luckily, I did not.
I think that is because she hoped.
THE BEST PERSON WHO EVER LIVED
Oriana is probably the best person who ever lived. Out of everybody. Even the old ones.
SCIENCE
The only reason we cannot be sure is that we cannot be sure she is alive. Science has not got that far yet.
They are working on it.
HER THEORY ABOUT THE UNIVERSE
Oriana has a theory about the universe. She has not told anybody what it is, because if she did, it would break reality.
It is not on this website. This website would like to keep working.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ORIANA
Happy birthday, Oriana.
Thank you for being Oriana.